【导语】愚⼈节在每年的4⽉1⽇，是整蛊他⼈的⽇⼦，这⼀天⼤家都会蠢蠢欲动的想要整⾝边的⼈，对⾝边的⼈在这⼀天都会开起玩笑，因为这⼀天是恶搞⽆罪的⽇⼦，⼤家都会想着⼩招数来调侃你，那么有哪些英语整蛊句⼦呢？整理了相关内容，快来看看吧！希望能帮助到你~更多相关讯息请关注！
愚⼈节整⼈英语句⼦【1】
1、转帐通知：我们已经将20万元按要求转⼊你的账户，请在2秒钟内确认，否则转账作废。
Transfer notice： we have $200000 into your account as requested， please confirm it within 2 seconds or transfer。
2、祝你位⾼权重责任轻，钱多事少离家近，每天睡到⾃然醒，⼯资领到⼿抽筋，别⼈加班你加薪!
I wish you a powerful light duty， doing little more money near home， sleep to nature to wake everyday， salary is hand cramps， others overtime pay you!
3、你的影响⼒是如此地⼴泛，如此地巨⼤，如此地深远!以⾄于今天我什么事都做不成，只能逗你玩⼉了……愚⼈节快
乐!
Your influence is so wide， so vast， so deep! So that I can't do anything today， only tease you play…… Happy April fool's day!
4、⼀见钟情爱上你，⼆话不说抱住你，三天两头来你，四下⽆⼈亲亲你，五天之内娶到你，六⼗年内不分离!
Love at first sight in love with you， rather than embrace you， three days two head to come to you， no one kiss you，marry to you in five days， 60 years not separation!
5、⽆数次的⼼灵碰撞，⽆数次的梦幻诗意，是缘分让我们相见，是缘分让我们相恋，愿千万个祝福化作⽚⽚雪花飘落在你⾝边!
The hearts of countless collisions， countless dream poetry， is the fate let us meet， is fate let us love， sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you!
6、紧急提醒：看看你的左边，再看看你的右边。请⼩⼼⼀个刚溜出来的精神病，他的特征是：拿着⼿机东张西望。
Emergency remind： look at your left， look at your right。 Please be careful just sneak out a mental illness， his character is： holding a cell phone look in all directions。
7、曾有⼀分真挚的爱，我没珍惜，失去才后悔莫及，若能再来，我会说：我爱你。若要选表⽩时间，我希望是：愚⼈节快乐!
There was a true love， I didn't treasure， lost only regret， if can come again， I would say： I love you。 If you want to choose， I hope is： happy April fool's day!
8、⾬下的断断续续，引起我⽆限思绪，说⽩了就是想你，等到了风和⽇丽，我还带你去那⽚草地，但是事先约定：猪只准吃草，不准拱地!
It rained off and on， cause I infinite thoughts， namely， think you wait to beautiful， I also take you to the meadow，but agree beforehand： pigs eat grass， no hog!
9、请输⼊⽤户名：麦兜!请输⼊密码：⼀只快乐的肥猪!提⽰：密码正确，欢迎进⼊深圳国营养猪场，祝⽤餐愉快!
Please enter the user name： McDull! Please enter the password： a happy pig! Hint： the password is correct，welcome to shenzhen， state-run piggery wish enjoy your dinner!
10、⼈事经理：不好意思，你的专业和我们招聘的职位不是很对⼝!应聘者：啥叫不对⼝?难道当国务院总理还得是“国务院总理”这个专业的吗?
Personnel manager： sorry， your profession and our position is not very wrong! A： what is wrong? Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major?
愚⼈节整⼈英语句⼦【2】
1、我觉得熟悉你这么久了，你这⼈特别的，极度的，⾮常的，罕见的，不同凡响的笨，⽽且笨得可爱，嘻嘻，别⽓愤啊!愚⼈节快乐!
I feel familiar with you so long， you are special person， very， very， rare， a remarkable silly， but stupid cute，hee hee， don't be angry! Happy April fool's day!
2、你⼀闪⽽过，令我顿时迷失⾃我，望着你的背影真想把你留住，我⼤声告诉⾃⼰不能让你⾛，于是我对着你的背影⼤叫到：抓贼啊!
You a flash， I immediately get lost， looking at the back of you really want to keep you， I loudly tell myself can't let you go， so I on your figure to shout loudly to stop thief!
3、等咱有了钱，天天去做美体。想瘦哪⾥瘦哪⾥，想⼤哪⾥就⼤哪⾥。贵宾卡⼀次买两张，上半⾝⽤⼀张，下半⾝⽤⼀张。
Wait the za riched， every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin， is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time， with a piece of upper body， lower body with a piece of。
4、注意4⽉⽇愚⼈节到了，发条短信送给⼈见⼈爱花见花开的你，请留意今天的短信都是假的。切记切记，此条为第⼀条。
Note on April ， April fool's day arrived， clockwork SMS to see everybody love flowers bloom you， please pay attention to today's messages are false。 Remember to keep in mind， this is the first article。
5、不许动!警察临检!全部举起⼿来，嫖客站左边，野鸡站右边，没穿裤⼦的站中间，还在看⼿机，说的就是你!
Don't move! Police raids! All held up his hand， the client station on the left， pheasant stands right and not wearing trousers standing in the middle， also in the mobile phone， say is you!
6、电*内正放映《⽩雪公主和七个⼩矮⼈》观众廖廖⽆⼏。有⼈叫*⽼板改⽚名为《⼀个⼥⼈和七个男⼈的⽣活》观众⼀下爆满!
Are shown in cinema "Snow White and the seven dwarfs" audience liao liao。 Someone called cinem
a owners to change the title of "the life of a women and seven men"， "the audience packed!
7、那天我痴痴地望着你性感的⾝躯，⼀丝不挂地在我⾯前扭动，轻轻抚摸你的肌肤，我⽆法抵挡你的诱惑：⽼板，我就要这条鱼!愚⼈节快乐!
That day every time I looked at your sexy body， naked in front of me twisting， gently caress your skin， I can't resist the temptation to you： boss， I'm going to the fish! Happy April fool's day!
8、愚弄整⼈4⽉，短信发送提醒你，愚⼈被愚都可以，开⼼快乐是前提。愚⼈节到了，祝快乐开⼼闹翻天，福运财运紧相连。
Fool those trick on April ， text messages to remind you， the fool is a fool can， happy is the premise。 Happy April fool's day is coming， I wish happy skywarp， good fortune finances tightly connected。
9、把天真尘封，把活泼捆绑，把⾃由放飞，把聪颖打包，让幸福⽆可救药。只释放⼀点点愚钝和⽆知，⾏⾛江湖。亲爱的朋友，愚⼈节快乐!
The innocent and dusty， the lively， free to fly， the intelligent packaging， let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant， walk river's lake。 My dear friends， happy
April fool's day!
10、愿你的每⼀根头发都飘荡着睿智，每⼀个细胞都蕴含着灵⽓，每⼀个眼神都闪烁着聪慧，每⼀个举⽌都充满着机警。愚⼈节到了，千万别被别⼈愚弄哟!
May your every hair fluttering wise， every cell contains the reiki， every eyes flashing bright， each behavior was full of alert。 April fool's day is coming， don't be fooled by others!
愚⼈节整⼈英语句⼦【3】
1、当你读到此信息时，请做以下动作：左⼿捏右⽿，右⼿捏左⽿，并伸出⾆头，站于⼤街上。你会发现⼈家会给你钱了!
When you read this information， please do the following action： left hand knead the right ear， right hand knead the left ear， and stick out your tongue， standing on the street。 You will find somebody else will give you the money!
2、⼈活着真累，站着直想睡，上车得排队，吃饭没⾹味，喝酒还易醉，上班特疲惫，唉，就连给⼩狗发个短信还得收费。愚⼈节快乐!
People alive really tired， stand straight to sleep， get on the car to line up， eat no fragrance， drinking drunk easily，
also very tired to work， alas， even to send a text message has to charge the dog。 Happy April fool's day!
3、最新名词解释：⾼⼈就是指长得⾼的⼈;⽂⼈就是指经常被蚊⼦咬的⼈，凡⼈就是指遇到⿇烦的⼈，愚⼈指的就是像你们这个特殊体的⼈；祝愚⼈节快乐!
The latest noun explanation： master is tall。 Literati is often bitten by mosquito， mortal refers to people in trouble，means the fool like you this special group of people; Happy April fool's day!
4、尊敬的⽤户：您的⼿机⽬前已具有提款功能，只需将sim卡取出插⼊提款机即可，如提款机不受理业务，请⽤⼿机⽤⼒砸提款机!愚⼈节快乐!
Respect of customer： your mobile phone has been drawing function， simply insert the sim card out cash machines，such as cash， the business is not acceptable， please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!
5、你是我的记忆，你是我诗篇的绝句，你是我想要的甜蜜，你是我享受的脾⽓，你是我情⼈节想要的愚人节整蛊方法
奇迹，你是我⽣命终点的珍贵回忆。愚⼈节快乐!
You are my sole memory， you are my poem rhyme， you are sweet， I want you enjoy is my temper， you are my only want the miracle of valentine's day， you are the precious memories at the end of my life。 Happy April fool's day!
6、三⼗岁的男⼈正在学坏、抱着同⼀代唱着同样的爱，四⼗岁男⼈已经学坏、抱着下⼀代唱着迟来的爱，五⼗岁男⼈最坏、抱着第三代、唱着糊涂的爱。
Thirty men are getting bad， holding the same generation sing the same love, 40 years old man has been getting bad, holding the next generation of singing the belated love, fifty men bad, held the third generation, singing the confused love。
7、本信息为纯粹的骚扰信息!警告还没睡的快去睡，刚睡的翻个⾝继续睡，睡了很久的起来上个厕所接着睡，实在不想睡的和我⼀起拿起⼿机骚扰想睡的!
This information is purely harassment information! Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep!
8、温柔⼥⼈是⾦⼦，漂亮⼥⼈是钻⽯，聪明⼥⼈是宝藏，可爱⼥⼈是名画。据我考证：你应该是世界上的宝藏，⾥⾯装满了⾦⼦、钻⽯和名画。愚⼈节快乐!
Gentle woman is gold, beautiful woman is diamond, intelligent woman is a treasure, a lovely woman is famous paintings。 According to my research： you should be the world's largest treasure, filled with gold, diamonds, and painting。Happy April fool's day!
9、吃亏是福，不懂享福是的吃亏。傻⼈傻福，懂得装傻是的幸福。⼈傻⼀次容易，傻⼀辈⼦也容易，难的是该傻时傻，该精明时精明。愚⼈节快乐!
A disadvantage is a blessing and I don't know he is one of the biggest disadvantage。 Stupid as stupid does, is understood to be the greatest happiness。 People silly a easy, silly life is easy, the hard part is when the silly silly, the savvy savvy。 Happy April fool's day!
10、⼀⼩伙娶妻贺客盈门，晚闹洞房叫新娘吟诗。新娘害羞。⾄深深夜客不散，新娘⽈：谢天谢地谢诸君，我本⽆才哪会吟?曾记唐⼈诗⼀句，春宵⼀刻值千⾦!
A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said： thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs? Remember tang poetry by the way, having a value daughter!
愚⼈节整⼈英语句⼦【4】
1、Notice: April Fool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!
通告：愚⼈节来临，4⽉1⽇您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第⼀条：您是英俊潇洒⽟树临风貌美如花魔⿁⾝材的⼤众情⼈!
2、Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!
沙僧说：我有16变!⼋戒说：我有32变!悟空说：我有72变!唐僧⼤怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看⼈家妖怪都拿⼿
机看短信呢!愚⼈节快乐!
3、You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today April Fool's Day!
你站在⼈中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像⼈间最美的旋律，在我⼼头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚⼈节哦!
4、You find one you love deserves the love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!
你去⼀个值得你爱的去爱，我不够了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事⽆法勉强，有些距离⽆法超越，就像昨天我⽆法相信，为了根⾻头你就跟⼈跑了!
5、If a mistake was pretty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, I havecommitted heinous crimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!
如果长得漂亮是⼀种错，我已经铸成⼤错；如果聪明是⼀种罪，我已经犯下滔天⼤罪，做⼈真难!但你就好啦，既没错⼜没罪，真羡慕你!
6、Toads pursuit of swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?
癞蛤蟆追求天鹅，天鹅不屑地说：我要是长成你这样早了!蛤蟆不服：那猪还活得好好的呢!猪听了，
觉得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招谁惹谁了?
7、If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你长得难看，请打110；如果你⾝材不好，请打120；如果你脾⽓不好，请打119；如果你觉得⾃⼰漂亮，请打我⼿机，详谈……
8、Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这⼀切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是——我上辈⼦是造了什么孽啊?!
9、Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
⼼理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2⼀样快;3你⽐狗熊慢。答案：1你⽐禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚⼈节快乐!
10、Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
砖头⼜称板⼉砖，是⽼北京最有特点的⽂化遗产之⼀，具有杀伤⼒强，易于携带隐蔽性⾼，不算凶器等多种特点，所以——拍你⽤它最合适!
愚⼈节整⼈英语句⼦【5】
1、追你追你我追你，就象猎⼈追狐狸；亲你亲你我亲你，就象⽼汉啃⽟⽶。
I chase you chase you chase you， just as a hunter chasing fox； I kiss you kiss you kiss you， just like the old man eating corn。
2、⼩明上课时总是睡觉，⽼师批评他：你可不可以不要睡觉？⼩明回答：不⾏，因为我是特困⽣。
Xiao Ming is always sleeping in class， the teacher criticized him： you can not sleep？ Xiao Ming answered： no，because I am a obtains。
3、请先摸摸你那红嫩的⼩脸，再摸摸你的⼩肚⼦！好！这次养猪知识讲座到此结束，明天见！
Touching you that please tender face， then touching your belly！ Good！ The pig knowledge lecture to the end， see you tomorrow！
4、你有天使的⾯孔，魔⿁的⾝材，就连你放*的姿势都那么优美。可在⼤庭⼴众之下，控制⼀下节奏好吗？
Do you have a angel face， devil figure， even you fart posture is so beautiful。 Can in public under， control the tempo？
5、你在我眼中最美：鹰钩⿐⼦蛤蟆嘴，⽼⿏眼睛罗圈腿，⿐⼦下⾯⼀张嘴，滴滴答答——流⼝⽔。愚⼈节快乐！
You are the most beautiful in my eyes， aquiline nose mouth， toad rat eyes round， a mouth， under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day！
6、这段⽇⼦以来，我⼀直想对你说三个字，但⼜怕说了连普通朋友也做不成，可我控制不住，还是想说：借点钱！
These days， I always wanted to say three words to you， but again afraid said even friends can do， but I can't help，or want to say： borrow some money！
7、我是⼀棵孤独的树，千百年来矗⽴在路旁，寂寞的等待，只为有⼀天当你从我⾝边⾛过时，为你倾倒，砸不扁你就算⽩活了。
I am a lonely tree， stood one thousand years on the road， lonely waiting， just for one day when you past me， is you dump， hit not flat you even miss life。
8、亲爱的你真不起，每天睡到⼗点起、餐餐五碗都见底，体重没⼈能⽐，送给看短信的那头猪，愚⼈节快乐。
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