四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版）
L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 X:马文才老婆 A：旁白
A: It is said that liangshanbo and zhuyingtai came together to the Ningbo university, a famous university in the world, to study English three years ago. Liangshanbo have a passion for English and learned oral English from Professor Zhou. Liangshanbo is especially good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech（L:“I have a dream ”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“this is BBC….）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE scores. On the day, Zhuyingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo. (梁祝—小提琴)
L: Yingtai ，take care of yourself without me. I love you so much and I’ll miss you everyday！
Z: I love you, too! Shanbo, I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I am back. Wait for me just for two years.
L: OK, darling ,I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Please wait for me honey.
A：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo……“宁波打的电话暂时无法接通””the number you have dialed is busying now”
L：what’s wrong? I worry about my dear. Maybe she has no money to use, even affording the phone charge. Let me try again.
At this time……(婚纱店)
L: Oh, Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my dear. I miss you so much, miss you every minute, every second. What are you doing now? ……Are you liste
ning to me, my darling?
Z:男装品牌排名 Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m sorry to tell you that I loved you before, But I think you’d better find a better girl.
L: What? Are you kidding?…… Why?
Z: Because I’ll get married.
L: Married ? to who?
Z:本机ip地址查询 To 英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，玉树临风的Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than 都教授. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.
L: What the hell you talking about? Are you crazy, You wait and see. I’ll give you two some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahaha,….. your poor English .
A：Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile heart of Liangshanbo that he made serious oath: he would kill Zhu Ying Tai otherwise he won't be a guy in the world. So come back to NBU to learn the TOEFL and GRE. In order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, he remind himself every day that he has a dream.
L: I tell you, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.
A：A year later, Liang also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the Zhu. In the streets of New York ,he found his lover Zhu Yingtai, She and Ma Wencai were just at the moment of lovey-dovey.
L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Remember me ?. I’m here to kill you.
Z: Liang…liang .shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy now. He will kill me.
奥迪敞篷
M: who are you ?
L: who the hell are you?
M: You! Get out of here.
L: You! Get out of here!
Z北国之春日语版歌词: liang shanbo, I persuade you to go as soon as you can ,because my dear wencai is good at 葵花宝典.
L; 葵花宝典? I am afraid of nothing, whatever葵花宝典 or新华字典. Come on!
马文才此时害怕，躲到祝英台身后。突然，电话铃响。
M: take it easy. (走至角落)Hello
X: where are you? What are you doing ?with whom?
M: oh darling. I’m studying in the library. I’m busy now , I will call you later.
此时，许可从文才背后出现，揪住耳朵质问……
X: you are studying? I track you all this morning!
Z： wencai, who is this woman?
M: em冰箱夏天调到什么档位最合适
X: I’m his wife, who are you?
Z: Ma wencai!
M: Sorry zhu yingtai, I lied to you. I have married already and I love my wife. I can’t leave my family and go with you. I’m so sorry!
Z: sorry your sister, you are a big cheater !(打马文才)
X: stop!(推开祝英台) I look down upon the kind of girl like you. what a sick litter three. Don’t contact my husband anymore. (转脸面对马文才)you! go home with me!(拎走马文才)
祝英台伤心落泪，转身面对梁山伯。
Z: Oh, darling, you must kill me? I know I was wrong.
L: I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.
Z: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo. Please……
L: No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.
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