3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本
篇一:三人英语小短剧
三人小短剧
主角:两女一男,男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来,两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。
永:morning,candy.
虫:morning,Cassie。
永:what’s wrong with you .you looks so pale.
虫:i were watching tv all the night.
永:what did you watch ?
虫:Have you heard of the prevalent Time-travel TV series “Bu Bu Jing Xin” ?
永:ohI love it so much. the actress are beautiful, their dressing is great. 虫:me you have a chance ,which dynasty do you want to transported to ? 永:of course .song “d like to protect our country .and let citizen have a easy living.
虫:what a great ideal!
永:but it is so won’t have chance to transported.
虫:i don‘t agree with you .everything is possible.
男的破门而入
男:what happened ?where i am ?where my sweetheart xiaoqian? xiaoqian? xiaoqian? Where are you ?
绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人
who are you ? Where i am ? all of you look so strange! What happened? Tell me ,who can tell me ?
永:look at that guy! he looks so amusing!
虫:What happened to he?
永:you see .his hair is so long .style is strang,the dressing likes acient people.
虫:wow ,is he transported
永:no ,it’s impossible.
虫:look! he is getting close to us.
男:young 垃圾桶的折法‘m so glad to meet you here. You are familiar to me! oh god ! “xiaoqian” why are you here ? i’m looking for you all the time .
原本慢慢走近,最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。
虫:do you know me ? I have no memory about you .
男:what? you forgot me ? Xiaoqian ,i am ningcaichen.
永永把我拉过去,和男的开始谈话
永:are you kidding ?we have never see you . there must be something wrong with you.
男:i’m pretty normal .xiaoqian ,look at me and talk to me. i can’t believe you’ve forgot me .even if you wear different clothing and everything looks strange ,i still remember your face ,your beautiful smile.
虫:gentleman ,listen to me carefully .i am not xiaoqian .my name is i do not know why you wear so different ,maybe you are playing a Time-travel TV series or it is just a program. now ,game is have to go.
男:no ,i do not know what you i am not joking at you. 此时雷雨大作,闪电劈了下来,小倩记起来了。未完待续。
篇二:英语三人短剧__搞笑
顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!
A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
B: Don’t worry Sir it’s not that hot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。
第一个顾客:我要茶
第二个顾客:我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?
B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?
A:I’ll have tea.
C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits returns)
B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 城市规划专业排名
创新句子:我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?
看起来象是在仰泳,
A:Waiter what’s this fly doing in my soup?
Um looks to me to be
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there’s a fly in my soup!
B:Don’t worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get ‘em.
服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇! 婴儿奶粉前十
不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。
A:Waiter there’s a fly in my soup!
C:No sir that’s a cockroach the fly is on your steak.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要。
A:Waiter there’s a fly in my soup! 自动化专业就业前景
B:Keep it down sir or they’ll all be wanting one.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
安全技术与管理 我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱。
A:Waiter there’s a fly in my soup!
C:Its OK Sir there’s no extra charge!
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
B:Sorry sir maybe I’ve forgotten it when I removed the other three. 服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们。
A:Waiter there’s a dead fly in my soup!
C:Yes sir it’s the hot water that kills them.
话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧
(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the I太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):
Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众) I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
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