英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王 10人左右
英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王（10人）
Jing Ke—the Assassinator
旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it became a fashion to feed some good men at home……This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history in the crazy way.
第一幕：Conspiracy(密谋)
太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng, that bad guy, treats me even worse than before. He never respects me ---the most sensible prince under the sun. Recently, he has got much more cities from my hands. How can I live if these things happen again(急)。Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am. (向幕里大叫)Where is my minister?
大臣阿三(上): Yes, your majesty.
太子丹: Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?
阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm, please! Let me see!（盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休）（阿三起）Ok, I get one, we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~death（作杀状）Then, all the beauties, jewelries and cities in Qin is ours~~~ （淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状.
太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea, Good idea! But do you think who we can sent?
阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue. He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. W e must employ him quickly.
太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.
西门吹雪：（不耐烦）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question? 荆轲：（环视四周见无一人，便跪在西门吹雪面前，大哭）My hero, I worship you just like I worship the surgy, endless Yellow River! I have an eighty-year-old mother to support, and a three-year-old boy to raise. Please don’t kill me. Will you give me a chance to live, please!
西门吹雪：（大怒）I thought Jing Ke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? (举剑刺向荆轲，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the men’s room?
荆轲：Men’s room?
西门吹雪：WC.
荆轲：W-C-?
西门吹雪：（急）Toilet！！Are you happy to see me like this?
荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.2020高考时间
西门吹雪下。
太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼，阿三会意。走至荆轲前。
阿三:What’s your name, please? Hero!
荆轲不屑一顾。
太子丹（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name, please?
荆柯：How do you do?.
电脑黑屏是什么原因荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼。
阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. We need your help.
太子丹：And if you can do it, you can gain a lot of things.
荆柯欲走又止。
太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling. You can all over the world for free with this. Please accept it. Please, hero.
荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走
太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang! (音乐“big big world”响起)
有一妖艳女子走上（男扮女装），走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。荆柯两眼发直。
太子丹与阿三（击掌）Yeah!
荆柯（站直，厉声道）：A realt man should be both born and die for his motherland.
I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just tell me. But this lady……
太子丹：No problem.
第三幕：Farewell by the Yi River(易水别)
荆珂挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人头上。
阿三：We have already reached the Yi River.
荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.
太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further
荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me.
太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king
荆珂（接过头，扔在一边。太子丹，阿三下，荆珂猛抱住妻子）：How can I express my feeling now? I don’t want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Ying Zheng, I can’t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go.
妻子：Don’t worry. Do you still love me?
荆珂：Sure. I love you just like the mouse likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kissed, and I hope you will be the last one.
妻子：Well. If you still love me, you should not make me sad. Stand up like a man. Don’t be afraid. I will be right here waiting for you.(唱)
荆珂：You must wait for me.
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
音乐”I will be right here waiting for you” 响起
长城的故事和传说荆珂上船，渐渐远去，（歌落）
妻子：Hey！You want to come back？Think with your pig head！if you come back, the assurance that I bought will 被useless. Go to your doom. Never come back. (下)
第四幕：Assassination (刺秦).
一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便上气不接下气。
大臣甲（掏出手机一看）：Hey, bad luck. I am late. The bonus of this month has been lost.
大臣乙：I am tired. I had been chatting on QQ until 3 o’ clock last night.
大臣乙（看了一下大臣甲）：Good. Good. Your skin is still fine.
大臣甲：I use “ Da Bao” everyday.
大臣乙：I have heard the king of Yan again give our king some good things. Be quick to have a look.
大臣甲：Come on 秦王上座，两个大臣各坐一边。
卫兵丙：Shall we begin？
秦王: Begin
id精英卫兵丙：Let the emissary of Yan，Jingke come in.
荆柯上。跪下，吓得直发抖。
秦王：Jing K e. What’s wrong with you？
荆柯：Nothing. Nothing. May be there are lots of fleas on my body.
秦王（不耐烦）：Where’s the map，quickly！”
荆柯献图，图穷匕首见，荆柯举刀刺秦，（音乐Go Go Go，Alez Alez Alez响起）
秦王摔倒，转身逃跑，其他人抱头趴在地上。
两个人围着大臣兜圈，过了一会儿……
大臣甲喊道：“M y King, drink t he milk quickly!”扔了一奶壶，秦王接住，咂了一下，顿时，力大无比，立刻将荆柯打倒在地。
秦王: Super rubbish, how dare you kill me?
荆柯: I'm sorry I was wrong. But the prince of Yan told me to do this. Please forgive me!
秦王：You should not live any more. What would you like to say?
荆柯：Oh, my lovely lady! I can’t see you again! Oh, my love is a red red rose! Oh, I love you more than I can say!...
秦王（吼道）：Soldiers! Carry him out and kill him tomorrow. Than hang the pig head on the city wall!!
第五幕：Escape（逃跑）
二个卫兵拖着荆柯上，（手脚以被绑）将荆柯扔到一边。二人气喘吁吁，甲搜身。卫兵甲：Bad luck. He has no money.
卫兵乙：Money?? You are kidding! I have searched all his body, just two socks.
卫兵甲: What?? Two socks?
卫兵乙: Nothing. Nothing. (回头)Too dangerous.
卫兵甲:Put the socks out.
卫兵乙 极不情愿，拿出了一双大小不一的袜子
印象之美卫兵甲看了看，比了比。将长的装进了自己兜里，短的扔给了卫兵乙。
卫兵乙：Too brazen. (甲看了他一眼)Oh, no. It’s fair.
荆柯（抬起头）：I will give you much more money if you set me free.
净水器比较好
二卫兵：Really? Where is the money?
荆柯指了指脚上的绳子。二卫兵会意，解开了绳子。
荆柯（站起来）：My brothers, I have a good idea. If you do it, you will get lots of money.
二卫兵：Oh, please tell us!
荆柯:You can tie another person instead of me to put to death. Only the king recognizes me but he won’t watch my death. So no one will find out the secret.
二卫兵：Good idea!!(竖指)
荆柯去一边的树林里，拿出两袋钱，扔给二卫兵便大步而去。二卫兵正指着钱，忽卫兵丙装哈利波特骑扫把上。
二卫兵（双目相视，大笑，同声）：Good!!
两人一把抓住扫把，只往下拉，卫兵丙掉在地上。
卫兵丙：What have I done? I haven’t done anything wrong. Oh,no no!!! Have I commit crime?
二卫兵（异口同声）：Maybe.大笑.(Yesterday once more 起)-------落幕

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