Three Times Beating the Monster
三打白骨精
-----七年制
开头出场,视频《英文版 敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐),四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。
【本剧灯光都是全亮的】
唐僧: Wukong,where are we now?
(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)
悟空:Ba Jie,map.
(八戒,地图.)
八戒误拿出一张美女图,给了悟空.
悟空:Oh,master,look!
(哦,师父,你看啊!)
唐僧:Oh,Ba Jie,how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.
(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)
八戒:Oh,master,forgive me.
(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)
唐僧:No,I think I will take this until we get to the west,Ba Jie,map.
(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)
八戒:Oh,master,I am so hungry now,and I can not move anymore.
(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)
悟空:Fat pig.
(肥猪.)
八戒:Monkey,if you say these two words once more,I will,I will……
(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)
悟空:You will ,you will what?
(你就想干嘛啊?)
八戒: I will help you catch louses(虱子).
(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)
唐僧: Wukong,I am hungry too,would you bring us some food?
(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去些吃的吗?)
八戒:You see ,our master is hungry too.
(你看,我们师父也饿了.)
唐僧:Bajie,don’t forget who ate my last meal.
(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)
沙僧:But master,if the monster comes while monkey brother is away,what can we do?
(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)
唐僧:Yes,that is a big problem,Wukong.
(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)
悟空:No problem!
(没问题.)
悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……
八戒:This is……
(这是……)
悟空:Electric net,I made it,so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.
(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)
唐僧:Oh Wukong,you are becoming more and more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power(八戒:is food 沙僧:is girl)
(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])
悟空:OK , I am going to find some food, bye!
(那好,我去吃的啦,拜拜!)
唐僧:OK, it is the show time.
(好的,现在是我们展示自己的时间啦!)
放音乐《穷开心》,三师徒开始跳舞。
一段时间后,
唐僧:I am a little tired , let’s play cards.
(我有点累了,我们打牌吧。)
放《斗地主》,师徒三人开始打牌。
白骨精现身。
白骨精:Electric net ?It is easy, hahaha
(传说中的电网?小菜一碟嘛,哈哈哈哈哈!)
白骨精变成村姑出来……
村姑:Can I join you?
(能加我一个吗?)
唐僧:Oh,lady,we are playing cards now,and three people are enough.
(哦,女士,我们现在在斗地主呢,三个人已经够了。)
村姑:Oh,chance.
(噢,机会。)
唐僧:Oh,chance.
(噢,机会。)
村姑:Double King.
(一对K。)
唐僧:Double King,oh,I win,lady you are so clever,come in and teach me.
(一对K,哦,我赢啦!女士,你太强啦,来,进来教我吧!)
这时悟空回来了。
悟空:You are the monster,I will kill you.
(你是妖精,我杀了你。)
唐僧:Oh,Wukong,what are you doing,she is my teacher.
(悟空,你看看你干了什么,她是我师父啊。)
八戒(对悟空):She is my teacher!
(她是我师父。)
悟空:She is a monster!(她是个妖精。)
八戒(对唐僧):she is a monster!
(她是个妖精。)
这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。
唐僧:Don’t say this.(这时放《only you》,当做紧箍咒)Only you……
(不要再说了。念紧箍咒。)
白骨精现身。
白骨精:Wahahaha,Sun Wukong,I will teach you a lesson.
(哇哈哈哈,孙悟空,我马上就给你个教训。)
白骨精变身老妇出场。
老妇:Daughter. Daughter. Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter?
(女儿啊,女儿啊,女儿你在哪里啊?【对唐僧】你好,请问你看到我女儿了吗?)
唐僧:Your daughter……故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子
(你女儿……)
悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来,看到老妇。
悟空:You are the monster, I will beat you.
(我打死你这个死妖精。)
听到这句话,唐僧去挡老妇,孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后,将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。
沙僧:Master ,are you OK? How many?
(师父,怎么样,你还好吗?【伸出两根手指】这是几?)
唐僧:Two, game over Sun Wukong.
(两个啦,孙悟空,你死定啦。)
见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满,这时白骨精抓住时机,变成老头出来。老头出场后,看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿,狂奔过去。
老头:Oh,my wife my daughter,who did it?
(噢,我的女儿啊,我的老伴啊,这是谁干的?)
悟空转身,见又一个妖怪来了,果断举起金箍棒就要打。
悟空:You are going to die, monster.
(见阎王去吧,死妖精。)
唐僧:Oh Wukong,you have killed three lives.
(悟空,你竟然杀了三个人。)
悟空:They are not human beings,they are monsters.
(他们不是人,他们是妖精。)
唐僧:Monster?I think you are the real monster, you go !you go!It is the wrong way.
(妖精?我看你才是真的妖精吧,你走,哪来的回哪儿去吧!【见悟空往错的方向走了,唐僧指出】走错啦,走错啦。这边。)
八戒:Oh master monkey brother is away.
(哦,师父,猴哥就这样走啦!)
唐僧:Don’t say that guy.
(不要理那个B了。)
白骨精见最强大的孙悟空已经被赶走了,高兴地出来了,准备享受唐僧肉。
白骨精:Hahahahaha,how foolish you are,I will eat you,Mr Tang.
(哈哈哈哈,唐僧,你是多么的愚蠢啊,我要吃了你。)
原来悟空已经识破了白骨精的奸计,是故意离开的,看到白骨精终于露出了原形,悟空奔过来,一棒拍死了白骨精。
悟空:Don’t touch my master.
(不要碰我师父。)
英文话剧剧本沙僧:Oh,our hero is back!
(哦,我们的英雄回来啦!)
八戒:Monkey brother……
(猴哥……)
唐僧起来,迷茫的问悟空。
唐僧:What……what happened ?
(发生什么了?)
悟空:Master,you were cheated,the monster has changed into three different shapes.
(师父,你被她骗啦,她只是变成了三个不同的变身而已。)
唐僧:But how did you find it?
(但是你是怎么发现的呢?)
悟空:Monkey’s feeling.
(猴子的直觉。)
哪吒: I am coming.
(我来啦。)
悟空:You are too late,哪吒.
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