5人搞笑英语话剧剧本(英语学习)
5人搞笑英语话剧剧本（英语学习）
5人搞笑英语话剧剧本Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren      ———编剧：方彦龙      Character:：杨白劳Y, 喜儿X，王大春（喜儿男朋友）D，王大婶（王大春的母亲）W, 穆仁智（黄的管家）M，黄世仁H      Part 1:In 杨白劳’home      旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year’s Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚！叮咚……）      喜: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!（开门）      杨: 喜儿! 喜儿! What’s this      喜: Oh! computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!      杨: Ha ha! Today I’m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to buy a car!      喜: Really Buys a carGreat!      杨: Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready      喜: Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!（门铃再次响起）Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(开门,)      王婶, 大春, 杨, 喜(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言)      王婶:（走到杨白劳跟前）Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said, going to jump the disco dancing after dinner.Right      杨:Right,What do you think      王婶:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out      杨: Sure!.      王婶: Ok,go(问杨白劳)      杨: Let’s go,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!      (四人出门
下)      Part 2: In Huang Shiren’ home      黄: (黄世仁上台，气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang ShirenTt’s me! Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhi coming!      穆:（穆仁智走上来）Mr Huang , give me a litte,ok      黄: Not! I wouldn’t give you,because I haven英语话剧剧本’t money!(不耐烦的样子)      穆: New Year coming,My wages, a year--（哀求着）      黄: Really does not have!      穆:（拉着黄的手说）You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok      黄: No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me, what can I do for you(无奈的样子)      穆: You might ask for him!      黄:Asking himI think he couldn’t give me!      穆:Why He has contracted the farm, and made many money!      黄:I know! But,he——      穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok      黄: (想了想)Ok! You go together with me!      穆: Let’s go! (两人出门 下)      Part 3: In enlightens the hall      旁白: Yang Bailao, Xi’er, Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner and tojump the disco dancing.(迪斯科音乐起，四人在舞台上狂欢着)      （一会儿，杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话）      杨:This is Yang Bailao, please speaking! ... oh... oh!--      王婶:（王大婶看见，向杨走过来）Who’s that      杨:Huang Shiren, he said he coming here immediately.      喜：(停止跳舞，朝这边问)Hua
ng Shiren Is all right（杨白老点头示对）      大春: Nothing! We would take them away if they appeared!      杨, 喜, D, W: Ha ha (四人继续跳舞)      （黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前）      黄: Oh! Everyone，Happy New Year!      （大家看了看，没人理睬）      杨:（杨朝黄走了过去）The same to you!(音乐停，其他人也走了过来)      黄: (和杨握手)Recently alright      杨: Fina, but if you ask the money that’s wrong!（自己先坐下，示意让黄世仁坐，这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下，黄坐到地上了，尴尬的看看大家）      大春:Oh, I resemble see to have the dirty thing, but not,sits down!      黄: (朝杨白老问)Who is this（穆仁智扶黄起来）      杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend.      黄:(打量大春说)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend      大春:Yes! (喊道)Is not my that is you      黄:No,no!you!(胆怯的坐下)      杨:What’s the mater      黄:I’m sorry, but, today is the last of the year!en—Debt is---      杨:(打断黄的话) Does not have!      黄: I know you are good man, give a litte,ok(乞求的样子)      杨: No matter what you said to,nothing!      黄（抱住杨白老的腿哀求到）Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte……      杨: No money,only a life have!      黄: just a litte……      杨:(很无情地说) No money,only a life have!      黄: （无助地向四处环顾）En----      大春: (不耐烦地说)You have not heard Does not have!      黄:（朝喜儿望去）
Miss, you help us!help us !ok(哀求着)      王婶:（和喜儿站一块的王大婶说）What you want to do      大春:Boils!Go out!（语气非常强烈）      ( 杨白劳推开黄,喜儿，王大春，王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走)      穆:（拉着杨白老的手求到）Do not expel me go, I want to leave,from now, I do for you ,I cound drive---      杨: (排了排穆仁智)Ha ha, nice!ok! (穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门)      黄:（冲穆仁智喊道)Mu Renzhi! Mu Renzhi!Do you know you is my housekeep      穆:No!Go out!(全部下)      5人搞笑英语话剧剧本

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