5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本(5篇)
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本（5篇）
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本篇1
The Clever Rabbits〔聪慧小兔〕
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Red Eyes〔红眼睛〕Long Ears〔长耳朵〕Short Tail〔短尾巴〕
Big Wolf〔大灰狼〕Mother Rabbit〔兔妈妈〕
Storyteller翻译官
道具房子，玩具、凳子，桌子，一棵树等。
布景一座有门的房子里摆着一张桌子、几个凳子和一些玩具。      SceneI Three Rabbits〔三只小兔子〕
〔一〕
Storyteller:The Mother Rabbit has red Eyes,Long Ears and Short Tail.
兔妈妈有三个孩子，她给他们起名叫红眼睛、长耳朵和短尾巴。〕      Red Eyes:〔Coming to the front.上前。〕
Hello!Im Red Eyes.Glad to see you.
〔你好！我是红眼睛。见到你很兴奋。〕
Long Ears:〔Touch his long ears.着他的长耳朵。〕
Hi!How do you do? Nice to see you.My name is Long Ears.
〔嗨！你好！很兴奋见到你。我叫长耳朵。〕
Short Tail:〔Show his tail.展现他的尾巴。〕
Hello,boys and girls! Im Short Tail.
〔小伴侣们，你们好！我是短尾巴。见到大家我很兴奋。〕
After this,they are playing games in随后，他们就在房子里玩嬉戏。〕
提车〔二〕
Storyteller:A big wolf is hiding beidea.Just then,the Mother Rabbit is the arm.
〔一只大灰狼正躲在树后，他在打着坏想法。这时，兔妈妈提着一篮子萝卜回来了。〕 Mother Rabbit:〔Singing a song.唱起了歌。〕 Little Rabbits,open the door.
〔小兔子乖乖，把门开开，妈妈回来了。〕
Big Wolf:Ah,I know their secret.啊，我知道他们的隐秘了。〕      Mother Rabbit:〔Walking into the house.进了家门。〕
Good evening,my children.Are you hungry?
Lets have supper!
〔晚上好，孩子们！你们饿了吧？咱们吃晚饭吧。〕
会计初级职称准考证打印Storyteller: The Big Bad Wolves〔大灰狼来了〕
Storyteller:Then next day,the〔其次天，兔妈妈要出门了。〕      Mother Rabbit:I am going to pick the door ,dont open the door for strangers 〔我要去采蘑菇。千万记住，不要给生疏人开门。〕
All:OK.
Storyteller:Three rabbits close the a while,they hear some one knocking at door.
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Big Wolf:〔Learn to sing.学着唱。〕Little Rabbits,open the door.
Mother coming back.
〔小兔子乖乖，把门开开，妈妈回来了。〕
Red Eyes and Short Tail:Mother is〔妈妈回来了。〕
Long Ears:〔Stop them opening the阻挡他俩开门。〕No.Its not our mother.That isnt like Mothers voice. 〔不对。不是妈妈，那不像妈妈的声音。〕
Red Eyes:Let me see.Its not really〔让我来看看。果真不是妈妈。〕
Big Wolf:〔Bang!Bang!Bang!〕Im your mother.Open the door in a hurry.
〔我是你们的妈妈，快开门啊。〕
Long Ears:All right.You must show your tail.
〔好吧。那你必需把你的尾巴从门缝里伸进来〕
Big Wolf:OK.
Storyteller:The clever rabbits clip the〔小兔子把大灰狼的尾巴夹住了。〕
Mother Rabbit:You Big Bad Wolf!〔你这个大灰狼！〕
Storyteller:With her words,she hits〔说着，她捡起棍子
狠狠地打大灰狼。〕
Big Wolf:Oh.My God!My tail hurts.〔噢。我的天啊！我的尾巴受伤了。〕
Storyteller:The wolfs tail is broken.
mothers voice,they open the door and hug their mother.
〔大灰狼的尾巴被夹断了，他逃走了。小兔子听到妈妈的声音，打开门，扑进妈妈的怀里。〕
Mother Rabbit:My clever children.〔我的乖孩子们。〕5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本篇2
旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husbandtobe.〔边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上〕
Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? 〔边说边将手搭上Rose肩〕      Jack: She is my girl.〔打开Oscar的手〕
Oscar: You are so cold.〔脱下报纸披在R身上面对观众〕what you wear, what you are.
Jack: What are you doing! 〔扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面对观众〕BoSideng〔波斯登〕, warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.〔将羽绒服披在Rose身上〕墙布品牌十大排名
Rose:〔向Jack〕I love you.〔向观众〕But I love BoSideng more.
Oscar: Hey! She is my wifetobe, who are you?
Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu〔我的地盘我做主〕.        Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to hav e our wedding. Rose: But now……
Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! 〔从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中〕
Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! 〔同样掏出铅笔紧握手中〕      Jack  Oscar: Fighting! 〔用铅笔互戳〕小蜜蜂~
Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! 〔拉二人〕( J  O不当心将Rose推下桌子——落水〕
Rose: Help, help!〔Jack  Oscar将拉上Rose桌子〕
Oscar: Honey, how are you?
斗气王妃十五岁Rose:〔向观众〕PiaoRou〔飘柔〕, just so confident~〔甩头发〕
〔Rose不当心推Oscar，Oscar落水〕 Oscar: Help, help!        Rose: Oh, no! 〔向Oscar伸手〕〔Jack抓过Rose的`手，对视〕
Jack:〔唱〕你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~
Rose: But……what about Oscar?
Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.
Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love

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