守株待兔_英语话剧
守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本
导演：Action！[跑下台]
[农夫冷酷地上。]
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]
A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]
When I was yong,I studied in yi li shi yuan university [掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！
So I’m rich now！Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch! This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]
Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出叉子]
Do U know what’s this？fork 叉子？
No no no~~It’s my modern——HOE（锄头）~！！[看下表]
It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]
树：I’m a tree ! I can do many things! I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]
I can dance ![跳四小天鹅]
I’m tall ! And I’m Strong ! If you hit me,you will die！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]
兔子A（以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：
Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U ! I love yi li ! Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演上英语话剧剧本]
导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?
[兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry
兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here.  [在场上转圈，悠闲散步]
[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉叉子] I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走,农夫跟在兔子后面。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把口对准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this！
农夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A： Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]
农夫：Where will you go?Haha……
[农夫开了一“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，树继续痛苦中弹状。]
兔子A[边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！
树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[农夫停止开，走到兔子面前]
农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举对准兔子，开，没声音，看看，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[兔子晕两下~” 倒地]
农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happen
ed?
树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机
兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂？
李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong！Now let’s start our first question！What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!
兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[挂掉]
李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁闷地下台]
兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂？
兔子B：喂？
兔子A：Hey Jackey！
兔子B：Hey tommy!
兔子A：How are you doing?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?
兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He’s fine , too!
兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no ! I’m in danger now ! Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I’m under a tree!
兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK ! I’ll soon come ! Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开]
[兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处]
兔子A：Hahaha ! My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中…“我晕！” 又晕了]
[兔子B上。]
兔子B：I’m also rabbit！I’m clever ! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here ! Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开，使了几次劲，还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的叉子] Let’s see,what’s this！A 锄头！[装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前，正要砍]
树：Stop！！！What will you do?
兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.
树：[突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?! (老师告诉我们说我们应该保护环境!明白吗? !)
兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉锄头] （无奈ing…沮丧）
I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上]
树：Money！[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]
兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B: Jac
key~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下，死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”[伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A]
[这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面]
兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]
农夫：[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水，看见两只兔子] En.. ? Two  rabbits  !  I remeber I have caught just one? Oh, maybe I drank too much.
[兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]
树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是]A！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]

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