天才理论传
第一季 第1集
将光子正对平面上的双缝观察任意一个隙缝 它不会穿过那两个隙缝
So if a photon is directed to a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed,it will not go through both slits.
如果没被观察 那就会
If it's unobserved, it will.
总之 如果观察它在离开平面到击中目标之前 它就不会穿过那两个隙缝
However,if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target,it will not have gone though both slits.
没错 但你为什么要说这个?
Agreed. What's your point?
没什么 我只是觉得这个主意可以用于设计T恤衫
There's no point. I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.
请问
Excuse me.
等等
Hang on.
横1是Aegean (爱情海)
Uh,one across is "aegean. "
竖8是Nabokov (小说洛丽塔的作者)
横26是MCM
Eight down is "nabokov. "
26 across is "mcm. "
竖14是...手指挪开点
14 move
Phylum (生物门类) 这样一来横14就是Port-au-Prince (太子港)
"phylum" which makes 1across "port-au-prince"
瞧 提示是"Papa doc的首都" (海地前总统) 所以是太子港
see,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince. "
海地的
Haiti.
- 能为你效劳吗?
- 是的
- Can I help you?
- Yes.
这里是高智商精子银行吗?
Um... is this the high-iq sperm bank?
如果你这么问 也许你不该来这
If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.
我想就是这没错了
I think this is the place.
- 把这个填一填
- 谢谢
- Fill these out.
- Thank you.
我们马上好
We'll be right back.
慢慢来 我还要玩填字游戏
Oh,take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.
噢 慢着
Oh,wait.
Leonard 我办不到
Leonard,I don't think I can do this.
开玩笑? 你可是半职业人士
What,are you kidding? You're a semi-pro.
不 我们这样是
No. We are committing genetic fraud.
我们没法保证生出来的一定是高智商小孩
There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-iq offspring. Think about that.
我跟我有一套相同的基本基因她却在Fuddrucker餐厅当服务生
I have a sister with the same basic dna mix who hostesses at fuddruckers.
Sheldon 这可是你的主意啊
Sheldon,this was your idea.
轻松赚点钱就有钱能升级我们的网络带宽
A little extra money to get fractional t-1 bandwith in the apartment.
我知道 我确实很渴望高速下载
I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads.
但一些可怜的女人会把希望寄托在我的精子上
But there's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
万一生出来一个连曲线下部的面积用积分还是微分算都搞不清楚的小屁孩怎么办?
What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
bigbang e我想她还是会爱那个宝宝的
I'm sure she'll still love him.
我不会
I wouldn't.
你想要怎样?
Well,what do you want to do?
- 我想要走
- 好吧
- I want to leave.
- Okay.
离开时要怎么说呢?
What's the protocol for leaving?
我不知道 我可从没有拒绝过提供精子的要求
I don't know- I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
我们就直接走出去吧
Let's try just walking out.
好
Okay.
- 再见
- 再见 很高兴认识你
- Bye.
- Bye. Nice meeting you.
你还在为精子银行的事生气吗?
Are you still made about the sperm bank?
没有
No.
你想听一件关于楼梯的趣事吗?
You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
不是很想
Not really.
如果一阶楼梯比普通的矮个2毫米大部分人都会绊倒
If the height of a single step is off by millimetres, most people will trip
不关我事
I don't care.
2毫米? 不会吧
that doesn't seem right.
是真的 我12岁时做了一系列的实验
No,it's true. I did a series of experiments when I was 12.
我爸爸因此还跌断了锁骨
My father broke his clavicle.
所以他们把你送去寄宿学校?
Is that why they sent you to boarding school?
不 那是因为我研究激光惹的事
No. That was a result of my work with lasers.
- 新邻居?
- 显然是
- new neighbor?
- Evidently.
比上一任有了明显可观的改善
Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
那个200磅重还患有皮肤病的异装癖? 噢 绝对是
200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes,she is.
- 嗨
- 嗨
- Oh,hi.
- Hi.
- 嗨
- 嗨
- Hi.
- Hi.
- 嗨
- 嗨?
- Hi.
- Hi?
我们不想打扰你
我们是住对面的邻居
We don't mean to interrupt.
We live across the hall.
啊 太好了
Oh,that's nice.
噢不 我们不是同居
Oh,no,uh,we don't live together.
我是说 虽然住在一起 但是在不同的...
I mean,we live together,but in separate,
直男房间里
heterosexual bedrooms.
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